Made me Smile Monday

The thing that made me smile the most on Monday was hearing these words, "Congratulations, Mrs. L.... you are indeed pregnant."

Made Me Smile Monday

1. A summer inspired dress that is office appropriate

2. Iced coffee during my lunch break

3. Receiving a compliment on my outfit.

4. Finding out that M and I will both be off of work on July 3rd.

5. Making plans to spend all of July 3rd with me - even if we wind up doing nothing.

What made you smile today?

Made Me Smile Monday

My smiles today came courtesy of these puns, found on The Pioneer Woman site


1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s Round Table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated in an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, “You stay

here, I’ll go on a head.”

14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, “Keep off the Grass.”

16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother

telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, “No change yet.”

17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

18. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

19. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

20. A backward poet writes inverse.

21. In a democracy, it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism, it’s your count that votes.

22. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

23. Don’t join dangerous cults, practice safe sects

Made Me Smile Monday

Mondays are notrosiouly busy days for me. And more often than not, they are the days where anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. This usually leads to a Kim (or a M) who is grouchy, short-tempered, and all together not too much fun to be around. So in an effort to combat this, each Monday I (or M if I can convince him to join the blogging world) will post 5 things that made us smile. Perhaps if we focus on the positive then our attitudes will shift to the positive.